zip it, kitten

May 25
May 25

stay-okay:

I literally can’t stop laughing.
Sorry.

May 25
thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
May 24
May 20
May 20
4thtimesacharm:

liveyourlife-tothefullest-xo:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol

4thtimesacharm:

liveyourlife-tothefullest-xo:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol
May 20
  • Every fandom's greatest fear: Shonda Rhimes is your show's new showrunner
May 19
Not my gif

Not my gif

May 19
May 19

“Justifique sua resposta” “COMO OUSA QUESTIONAR MINHA SABEDORIA PROFESSORA ?”

May 19
May 19
May 19

quote Mas a lição que eu aprendi é que não vale a pena consertar um carro pela décima vez. É mais fácil comprar um novo e fim de papo. Afinal, eu bem que tentei consertar meu relacionamento com algumas pessoas e só ganhei mais e mais poses e menos e menos verdades. Ainda que doa deixar pessoas morrerem, se agarrar a elas é viver mal assombrado.

— Tati Bernardi    (via a-q-u-a-r-e-l-a)
May 19
May 19

What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO